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Written by and starring Chris Addison (The Thick of It, In The Loop), Lab Rats is a daft and silly studio-based audience sitcom, set in a university research laboratory. Somewhere in the tangle of rooms and corridors that is the St. Dunstan's College science building are the occupants of the Arnolfini Research Laboratory. The Arnolfini is used by the University for flashy-looking projects, random research ideas and as a revenue-raising lab for hire. With the world of science as the series' backdrop, there is real scope for stupid things to occur: a chase involving a giant corridor-filling snail, or the cloning of TV chef Anthony Worrall-Thompson both fit the remit. With wonderfully silly visual gags, Lab Rats is brimming with daft jokes about serious topics.
UPC: 5051561030154
Lab Rats P/N: bbcdvd3015
Beetlejuice meets Eloise in this humorous, goth debut.
ISBN: 0-8109-5036-7
A chuckle. A smirk. A gaffaw. A snicker. Leave the mudane behind and enjoy the lighter side of life with these jokes, one-liners, quips, and quotes. If you find yourself in the wrong lane, here s the book to have with you. In your daily journey through the chaos of life, it won t steer you wrong!Product Details: Padded cover Wire coil 366 dated pages Stand-up easel Beautiful four-color art inside and out Great gift for any gift-giving occasion Size 5 x 4
Illustrated This Vision book for young people 9-15 years old tells the story of one of God's most lovable and loving saints, St. Philip Neri. Despite his wisdom and learning, he was a simple, radiant, childlike soul who never ceased, even in his honored old age, to make jokes, to play with his many pets, to tease, to amuse, to teach the great lesson that it is the joyous heart that wins friends to Christ. A saint who young people are particularly attracted to, St. Philip in turn had a great love for youth. Philip grew up in a very poor family in Florence, and was later taken in by his uncle, a prosperous merchant. Ever searching for a way best to serve God, he abandoned a merchant's career to become a lay apostle. He lived in Rome for many years as a layman, preaching, instructing youth and attending the sick. Deciding that he could best help his fellow man as a priest, he then entered the seminary. As a priest, his holiness, joy and zeal soon helped thousands of Romans to live a vibrant Christian life. St. Philip founded a religious congregation, the Oratory, and became the counselor of popes and cardinals, the trusted friend of beggars and outcasts. Like Christ, he was all things to all men, a mighty example of selfless love. ' Cover art by Chris Pelicano
ISBN: 0-89870-431-6
You loved the first one so much we made another. Wrap your meaty paws around 20 more off-the-wall, interactive trivia games. Use these slide shows to kick off a weekly meeting, provide a break during a message, or bust them out just for kicks. They work slick in MediaShout® or with other popular presentation software like Keynote® and PowerPoint®. And you can use all the games as-is or customize them to tie into your message, reference inside jokes, or refer to locals. No matter how you use them, these hysterical questions will get your students laughing and interacting in seconds. Completely Customizable Power Play Vol. 2 includes 20 original group trivia games – ready to use, as is. However, if you want to add your own creativity, it's downright simple. Each game also comes with an editable version so questions and answers can be customized specifically to your group. You also get great looking score sheets (PDFs) for each game to make you look even better. No PowerPoint, No Problem Don't use PowerPoint®? No worries. We threw in a free version of Microsoft PowerPoint Viewer so you can still play the games. These also work fabulously with other presentation software like MediaShout® and Keynote®. What You Need Basically if you have a half-way decent computer – Mac or PC – you're fine. A little bit of room on your hard drive, a standard video card, and a CD drive are all you need, and you're good to go. Really, it's that easy! Game Titles Bad Hair Day Big Fat Liar Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Dentist Or Dungeon Expiration Dating Feed It Or Eat It Hello My Name Is Keep On Truckin Kung Fused Let's Play Doctor Man's Best Friends Objectification Odd Numbers Pie Chart Return To Sender Road Trip There Goes The Neighborhood Throne Up TLG8RS X-Ray Vision
A real surprise in every pack! 3 1/2" x 5". 48 per pack.
Four years fighting Rommel in the desert is a piece of cake compared to their return to civilian life! Griff Rhys Jones (Porterhouse Blue, Not the Nine O'Clock News) and Martin Clunes (Saving Grace, Shakespeare in Love) star in this hit comedy-drama as two English war buddies determined to hang onto their battlefield camaraderie and the dream of show business they concocted in the trenches. The war was sometimes terrifying, sometimes boring, but Ian Deasey and Dick Dobson got through it by entertaining their buddies with a homemade stage routine of songs, jokes and banter. Now, travel papers in hand and resplendent in their ill-fitting "demob" suits, they part ways and return home to their old lives. Not surprisingly, the two find things have changed drastically in four years. Even as Ian tries to fit back in with his wife, his son and his old job, Dick delays his return home to stay in London just a bit longer. He finds the lure of the footlights too much to resist and invites Ian to resurrect their old stage act at a local nightclub. When the act becomes a surprise hit, their lives head off in a dramatic new direction. Struggling to make a name, not to mention a living, in showbiz, it's like old times again for Deasey and Dobson as they watch each other's backs! (3 DVD) approx. 5 hrs.
UPC: 66805304040
A controversial spoof of the film industry from the late 1990s, this politically incorrect satire stars Jay Mohr (SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE) as a sleazy film producer whose last project, SLOW TORTURE, has recently bombed. Searching for a comeback, his studio accidentally buys the wrong script (the unfortunately titled BEVERLY HILLS GUN CLUB) and gets stuck with it, and now Dragon has to make the best of it. Fortunately he has child actress turned hooker Wendy (Illeana Douglas, GHOST WORLD) by his side, and together they generate tasteless jokes with abandon. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.
UPC: 43396075405
The shocking joke remote control is the ultimate gag. Just press down on the button and you will get a shock that you won't soon forget! *AAA Battery included. Guaranteed to get laughs !!!
Children's Playmate is special magazine for children ages 5 to 7. Includes illustrated stories as well as puzzles, games and activities. Regular features such as Easy Recipes, comic strips and book reviews are written for beginning readers. Cartoons, recipes, book reviews, poems and jokes plus kids' fitness.Renew your current Childrens Playmate Ages 9 To 12 subscription and your existing subscription will be extended by the number of issues you purchase. Order a gift subscription and we'll send a free gift card with your personal message to accompany your Childrens Playmate Ages 9 To 12 gift subscription. You can also select the date to have us send your electronic gift card. You can also order other Children magazines for yourself, or your business. We've got excellent prices for reception rooms and waiting rooms, professional offices like dentists, doctor offices, health clubs, gyms, beauty and hair salons. Get one bill and make just one payment for all your magazine subscriptions. We will send you a renewal reminder when your subscription is about to run out. Take advantage of our cheap Childrens Playmate Ages 9 To 12 magazine subscription prices today and save up to 88% off the retail cover price and have your Childrens Playmate Ages 9 To 12 magazine delivered for a whole year.
CHILDRENS BETTER HEALTH INSTITUTE P/N: 0255
In her first tour since 2001, dynamic stand-up comic and TV and radio favourite Gina Yashere is back. This is a brand new performance, packed with inspired jokes.
There's no better way to make friends and influence people. Slip on our famous fuzzy puss glasses and even your lamest jokes will have them rolling in the aisles.
This big boy has some confidence. Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Dog is a well-endowed Chihuahua and he's not the slight bit embarrassed about it. You can see by Cahones The Singing Chihuahua's big smile and his "Fetch These!" T-shirt. He's brimming with unmatchable canine confidence. Squeeze Cahones The Singing Dog's Ear, not his you know. and he'll turn his head and sing you his very self assured song of the hugeness of his loins. Sample Lyric: "I've got the biggest balls of all, do da do da." We could make about 25 more big balls-related jokes, but we're above that. (barely) Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Doll Plush stands 12 inches tall. CAHONES CAN COME HOME FOR ONLY $24.95!!
Over 2, 000 One-Liners, Ribs, Put-Downs & More! Laughs for every occasion and situation are provided by the famous Friar's Club and best-known comedians like George Carlin, Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Hope and tons more. Updated with new jokes from contemporary comics such as Jon Stewart and Dave Attell. Everything from mother-in-law jokes, dirty jokes, really dirty jokes and more! (Some humor definitely not meant for children!) Organized alphabetically by topic for easy reference. Softcover; 512 pgs.
Our quick, convenient kit guarantees cheerful fun for clients of every functioning and ability level. Includes It’s Time For Laughter book, Grins and Groans book, Front Porch Songs, Jokes & Stories book, Laughing Bag, Rubber Chicken, Happy Face Squeeze Balls, Carnival Face Paint Kit, Whoopee Cushions, Red Clown Noses, TV Comedy DVDs, Giggle Sticks, Mondo Water Wiggler, Plush Smile Character, Smile Poppers, Scented Smile Stickers – all in a handy plastic bin with handles! Assortment may vary.
125 Brain Teasers, Word Games, Jokes, Riddles, Matches, Picture Puzzlers, Logic Tests for Horse-Loving Kids. (All the answers are included.) Cartoons and illustrations adorn every page. 160 pages, paperback. For ages 7 and up.
UPC: 37038175387
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Exclusive John Wayne AM/FM Radio Honors Duke With Antique Styling and Modern Technology! iPod and MP3 Compatible! - During Radio's Golden Age, families gathered around the radio to "watch" comedians tell jokes and "see" Western heroes save the town. Bring the feel of yesteryear into your home with this John Wayne AM/FM radio with three full-color portraits of Duke. The handcrafted Western-inspired wood case has a rich mahogany stain, and is accented with bas-relief sculptures of a stagecoach, rifles and lariat trim. Antique styling and modern technology unite in this Bradford Exchange exclusive. You'll love the AM/FM dial and tuning knobs, while experiencing high-quality sound from twin front-mounted speakers. There is even a hook-up for your iPod or MP3 player. Radio plugs into an AC outlet or operates on 4 "AA" batteries (not included). High demand is expected from John Wayne collectors, so order now!
The Bradford Exchange
Airline Tycoon Deluxe is a funny economy simulation proceeding in realtime and assigning you the complete responsibility for an airline. However, don’t be fooled by the funny comic style or the included jokes: A variety of tasks are requested and your competitors never miss a chance to set a trap for you in order to put a spoke in your wheel. Your abilities are put to the test continuously playing Airline Tycoon Deluxe: Will you be able to use your aeroplanes to capacity and land.
Viva Media
If you love playing practical jokes, you’ll love the Crazy 8-ball by Action. Even though it looks like a “normal” 8-ball, it is weighted off-center so when you try to hit it straight, it spins and wobbles in a different direction. You may even make it through a whole game before your opponent realizes this is a trick ball. Imagine his surprise when he tries to make the winning shot!
Action
Funny is forever redefined in this unforgettable episode of the hit TV show Bananas. Laugh-out-loud as Jeff jokes about everything from bike helmets to the weather, and oh yeah, the secrets to a "happy, happy life". This installment of Bananas also takes you from the stage to include a reality bit of "Jeff on the couch", and to the interview set where you learn what makes Jeff tick. (Or was it that youcan set your watch to Jeff's timing?) Well, you will just have to watch!
UPC: 188008000090
Now boys can interact with their new best friend and hard-working buddy Rocky, the interactive dump truck! Interactive sensors and motorized movement bring Rocky to life - he speaks over 100 phrases talking and interacting with kids and even tells jokes! Rocky can also dance, his headlights light up and his rugged design and full-tilting bed are great for manipulative play. Boys will love the interaction and getting ready to load em up and move em out with hauling and dumping action. When the work is done, Rocky goes to sleep and he even snores! Now boys can interact with their new best friend The interactive dump truck! He speaks over 100 phrases talking and interacting with kids and even tells jokes! Rocky goes to sleep, and even snores! Boys will love the interaction! Rocky, the interactive dump truck! Interactive sensors and motorized movement bring Rocky to life - he speaks over 100 phrases talking and interacting with kids and even tells jokes! Rocky can also dance, his headlights light up and his rugged design and full-tilting bed are great for manipulative play.
UPC: 27084740684
Discovery Kids
No doubt you'll be the butt of all jokes when you wear these Kiss My Irish Ass! shorts. Features green boxer shorts with printed buttocks and Kiss My Irish Ass! written across it.
Default Brand
"HORSE GAMES & PUZZLES" BOOK has 102 brainteasers, jokes and riddles, picture puzzles, matches, and logic text for horse-loving kids. Perfect for long car rides and restaurants. "Horse Games & Puzzles" Children Book is for Ages 6 & up.
He makes inappropriate jokes, promises to his staff that he can t deliver, and plans highly unsuccessful team building experiences. He s Michael Scott, the world s best boss (at least in his mind.) That explains why he proudly displays this mug on his desk at Dunder-Mifflin. This white ceramic mug features “The World s Best Boss” on one side, the Dunder-Mifflin logo on the back. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Made in USA.
NBC Universal East
It would be hard to find a schoolage kid who has not read or heard a Prelutsky poem and who does not want to hear another. He plays with the language and encourages readers to revel in the game. Puns, jokes, wordplay and shape play, wit, silliness, slapstick, and joy abound. Some of the poems are about people, some are about animals. And some are about things that never were (and that one hopes never will be). Be warned: Read a poem once and you will love it. Read it several times and it will be part of you forever. Ages 5 and up. 159 pages.
ISBN: 0-06-029194-X
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